This quote describes me!

I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade... And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party.
-Ron White 

Another of mine

TUUUNNNEEE

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eW2H3NY4OtA

Best picture of 1976!!

Conclusion (?)

You know what? I'm pretty sure I know how I'm gonna be clearing up this mess. She wants to find herself? Fine! She's bloody well going to college first, though. And I'll make sure of that. Despite all that's happened, it's the least I can do. I've taken her away from family, alienated her, confused her...Betrayed her. I can't act like I've done nothing wrong. We both know...We all know...That I've done wrong and there is absolutely no way of fixing anything now. But by making her go to college, I'll at least know I'm setting her off to a good start...I still care about her...

Yet more trouble...

This.Is.Ridiculous. I can't believe Simon is just walking into our home and settling in. I know he's going to let the cat out the bag. I just know it. He can't do this to me though - I won't let him. He knows how I feel about him. I've made it quite clear. He can't take Alex away from me, she's all I have left. She's everything. She'd never forgive me if she knew...It's too late to turn back now, though. I understand that. But why does he have to be such a bloody inconvenience to us all! I understand Alex's excitement on finding him but I just have too much going on...I can't deal with this on top of it.

Thoughts on Belgians

Bloody Belgians. It was their fault in the first place, wasn't it? The...you know, colonising Rwanda and all that, bloody bastards. Good chocolate though, Belgium chocolate, bloody good chocolate. Fucking good chocolate actually. And the waffles. The waffles are really terrific too.